hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Mom said you looked used
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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