I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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