I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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