In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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