i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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