Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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