Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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