Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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