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(650): View more from California

Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.

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(818): View more from California

I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!

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(480): View more from Arizona

naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor

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(757): View more from Virginia

im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?

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who says it cant be both...

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(313): View more from Michigan

Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..

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(720): View more from Colorado

Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am

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(208): View more from Idaho

Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?

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