And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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