It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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