I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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