K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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