Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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