ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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