Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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