"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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