I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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