Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
