I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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