hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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