I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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