8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just sent this text using only my big toe
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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