I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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