I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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