Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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