it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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