Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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