direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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