i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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