are you so shy because you have an std?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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