i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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