Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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