Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
