I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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