just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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