hotel room ftw
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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