His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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