I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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