Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
