So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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