there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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