it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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