Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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