I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We don't watch enough power rangers
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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