The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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