so explain again why im purple
no
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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