I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he was CRYING into my vagina
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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