I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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