No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
My liver just had a heart attack.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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