from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I am one with the molecules
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one