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I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?

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(513): I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious? http://tfl.nu/32zi

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just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.

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(925): just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck. http://tfl.nu/ybk3

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(813): View more from Florida

Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad

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(813): Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad http://tfl.nu/80vf

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(409): View more from Texas

nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair

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(409): nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair http://tfl.nu/hpi9

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(203): View more from Connecticut

franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday

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(203): franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday http://tfl.nu/o3qe

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(360): View more from Washington

not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.

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(360): not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible. http://tfl.nu/ukgo

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(301): View more from Maryland

Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today

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(301): Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today http://tfl.nu/gkj4

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(804): View more from Virginia

My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.

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(804): My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am. http://tfl.nu/wlcl

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(254): View more from Texas

Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.

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(254): Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital. http://tfl.nu/9aes

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(812): View more from Indiana

Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing

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(812): Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing http://tfl.nu/c12t

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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.

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(615): I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause. http://tfl.nu/2yit

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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...

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(321): Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face... http://tfl.nu/4hpu

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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob

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(919): I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob http://tfl.nu/wd4x

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(732): View more from New Jersey

also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.

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but you are a princess that one was appropriate.

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(732): also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed. (1-732): but you are a princess that one was appropriate. http://tfl.nu/ns40

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(813): View more from Florida

! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup

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(813): ! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup http://tfl.nu/9us7

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