This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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