I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
someone owes me an orgasm
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
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fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize