Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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