So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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