The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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